Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

[SCREAMS] [AUDIENCE CHEERS] I know, we should do that back to them when they see it. Yeah. So we should scream right back to them. Did you all just win $25,000 or is it– Yeah. [LAUGHTER] No, they haven’t vandalized anything yet. It’s– now I’m encouraging that. People are going to go all over theRead More Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

There’s something else I want to talk about. Are you familiar with OK Boomer, the meme? OK. So, it’s how millennials make fun of Baby Boomers for being out of touch. And it seems like everybody is saying it. It made its way to the Supreme Court, even. And, it gave me an idea. ThisRead More See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Hello, Zach. Hello, Ellen. Happy holidays to you. The holidays are over but I still say it because I haven’t seen you since the holidays. Well, thank you. Yes, what did you do for the holidays? Did you travel? I did a little. I went on a vacation to a place in Mexico, this resortRead More Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Ellen Brings the Mall Holiday Spirit to the Riff Raff Room

It would not be the holidays if I didn’t do my annual holiday shopping at the mall monologue. I don’t understand why people still go to the mall. I don’t understand it. You can do all your shopping online at home without even putting pants on. Although if you’ve been to a 7-11 after midnight,Read More Ellen Brings the Mall Holiday Spirit to the Riff Raff Room

Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Over the past week, this video of a mom getting caught up in the holiday spirit has been viewed more than 80 million times. If you haven’t seen this yet, you’re welcome. I was trying to burn some time at the Wawa And I read a little article. It was a Christmas article about howRead More Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

tWitch, I’ve got some big news, big news. Last week, I noticed that we have these polar bears on our set, right? And some people would look at them and just see bear statues. I look at them, I see potential corporate sponsorship. So I put Coca-Cola next to the polar bears. Because, when youRead More Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

Happy holidays. And merry Hanukkah. And splendid Kwanzaa. And if you celebrate Christmas, it’s one week away. Exactly one week away. I know a lot of you are thinking, ho, ho, holy cow. I’ve got some shopping to do. [LAUGHTER] My favorite part of the holiday– say it with me– schnapps. Oh. And the music.Read More This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

Kim Kardashian West Photoshopped North into the Family Holiday Card

Kim Kardashian West Photoshopped North into the Family Holiday Card

Now this is festive. This is festive. Yes. It’s not your house, but it’s festive. All right, so there’s just lots of white, fluffy tree type things all over the house, because everything in your house is cream or white. Yes, yes. We did this theme of kind of an all white Whoville was theRead More Kim Kardashian West Photoshopped North into the Family Holiday Card

Ellen’s Writers Speak the Lyrics at Nordstrom: Holiday Edition

One of my favorite things about the holidays is spreading joy, and nothing brings me more joy than making my writers talk to complete strangers using only song lyrics. And I sent them to Nordstrom with some holiday songs. Some of them worked out. [MUSIC PLAYING] You’re here where you should be. What’s that? SnowRead More Ellen’s Writers Speak the Lyrics at Nordstrom: Holiday Edition

These Puppies Are the Perfect Present for the Holidays!

Here’s something I want you to see. My dog, Wallis– Mrs. Wallis Browning is what we named her. We call her Wally. There she is right there. She is getting so big. We got her when she was just 12 weeks old. We rescued her from a great place here in Studio City. It’s calledRead More These Puppies Are the Perfect Present for the Holidays!