Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

( APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: YOU CAN TELL TRUMP HAS BEEN ANXIOUS RECENTLY BECAUSE ON SUNDAY, HE FIRED OFF 105 TWEETS AND RETWEETS. THAT’S SUCH A RICH AND IMPORTANT RECORD FOR FUTURE HISTORIANS. NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF THINKS ABOUT M.M.A. FIGHTER TITO ORTIZ DEFEATING ALBERTO RODRIGUEZ VIA REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD. (Read More Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FRIDAY!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF. WE MADE IT! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND. DONALD TRUMP DOES. HE’S GOING TO PARIS. OR AS TRUMP DESCRIBES IT: >>PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS.>>Stephen (AS TRUMP): ” YOURead More Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

You Can Own Stephen Colbert’s Celebrity-Designed Holiday Robe

IN THE YULETIDE SPIRIT OF GIVING, FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN INVITING MY GUESTS TO HELP DECORATE A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS ROBE THAT WE ARE AUCTIONING OFF ON EBAY, WITH ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE GOING TO “GOOD CALL NYC,” A CHARITY THAT HELPS THOSE IN NEED GET FREE LEGAL AID. ANDRead More You Can Own Stephen Colbert’s Celebrity-Designed Holiday Robe

First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2019

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T CHECKED YOUR CALENDARS LATELY, IT’S THE HOLIDAYS, AND THAT, OF COURSE, MEANS HOLIDAY CARDS. IT’S THE GIFT THAT SAYS “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I SIGNED THIS IN THE CAR.” BUT EVEN THE BEST HOLIDAY CARDS HAD TO START SOMEWHERE. AND THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THEM DON’T ALWAYSRead More First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2019

Meanwhile… A Full Thanksgiving Dinner On NYC’s L Train

Meanwhile… A Full Thanksgiving Dinner On NYC’s L Train

YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME OVER THERE ROASTING UP THE SUCCULENT, 30-POUND THANKSGIVING TURKEY THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT WHILE THAT BABY’S COOKING, I LIKE TO RUMMAGE AROUND IN THE PANTRY FOR THE SMALLER STORIES, THE STALE MINI-MARSHMALLOWS, BLOW THE DUST OFF THAT BOX OF LIME JELL-O, CRACK OPEN THAT BULGING CANRead More Meanwhile… A Full Thanksgiving Dinner On NYC’s L Train