[siren wailing] (Jones) ‘Hold up. Who’s that?’ Is that Jim? ‘What the hell?’ What’s up, guys? – ‘Yo!’ – How’s it going? What are you… What are you doing? How’s crime tonight? How’s the rhyme tonight? I don’t even… Terry, what are you doing… What are you doing with a cop car? I bought theRead More The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!
(Dangle) ‘Good morning, people.’ Well, apparently, the Hells Angels who own that brothel out there, out on 80… They’re doing a program, uh, hand in your gun for a, uh… [clicks tongue] Uh, ***. – ‘Hand job?’ – Yeah. “Hand guns for hand job ***.” That’s what the poster said. Yeah, they wanted us toRead More Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!
[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’Read More Alien Shooting – RENO 911!
– I’m here in Remo, Nevada, home of the Las Vegas. They call it the biggest little city in the west. Let’s go see if we can have a good time. (slot machine sound) Look at this fancy looking casino. Let’s go check it out. Look at all these dang big shot degenerates having aRead More Overly Excited Tourist Finds Reno’s Secret Wonders
‘How you doing, Bernardino?’ Now, some folks down at the Piggly Wiggly in the produce section, real upset. – You’ve been there? – They’re upset. – Yeah. – You’ve been there? (Junior) ‘Did you see anything while you were down there?’ I’m… I haven’t been there for… …seventy years? – Seventy years? – Oh. Yeah.Read More RENO 911! – Terry at the Piggly Wiggly