President Obama’s Weekend of Insults

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. AS YOU CAN TELL I’VE GOT MY SEXY, POST-LABOR DAY VOICE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EXTRAORDINARY, EXTRAORDINARY. I KNOW WHO DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND WAS PRESIDENT OBAMA. HE FLEW TO CHINA FOR LABOR DAY BECAUSE HE WANTED TORead More President Obama’s Weekend of Insults

What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation

What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation

YOU KNOW, THE LATE SHOW WAS OFF FOR TWO WEEKS, BUT DONALD TRUMP STILL HAD ORIGINAL EPISODES. (LAUGHTER) SO LET’S CATCH UP, IN TONIGHT’S REPORT: “WHAT DONALD TRUMP DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION.” (LAUGHTER) NOW, BEFORE I DIVE IN, I’VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. I’M NOT USED TO TAKING A TWO-WEEK DOSE OF TRUMPRead More What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation

How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE) CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THE DOME? IS IT POSSIBLE? (APPLAUSE) THAT’S UP THERE ALL THE TIME. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE FITTING TONIGHT. (LAUGHTER) FOR ANYONE WHO HAD TODAY OFF, I HOPE YOU SELL BRAITED INRead More How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

James Franco Supports ‘Time’s Up,’ Addresses Recent Accusations

( APPLAUSE ) NOW, WE’VE GOT TO GO HERE IN A MINUTE, BUT BEFORE WE DO, I DO WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. I MENTIONED BACKSTAGE I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS AND IF YOU’RE OKAY TALKING ABOUT IT, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT CRITICISM YOU GOT ON A GOLDEN GLOBE’S NIGHTRead More James Franco Supports ‘Time’s Up,’ Addresses Recent Accusations

Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ YOU WANT TO LIGHT UP THE DARK ♪ ♪ SUCH A HEAVENLY VIEW ♪ ♪ AND YET I THINK I SEE YOU ♪ (LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>TRYING TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU’RE PLAYING IN THE SUPER BOWL.>>I KNOW AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.Read More Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

Bryan Cranston And His Family Are “Masters Of Stupidity”

Bryan Cranston And His Family Are “Masters Of Stupidity”

DISCOROLLER SKATER, PLEASE WELCOME AMERICA’S SWEETHEART BRYAN CRANSTON. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>THIS SAY BEAUTIFUL THEATER.>>Stephen: ISN’T IT BEAUTIFUL.>>JUST GORGEOUS.>>Stephen: I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY WE ARE BE TO IN THIS THEATER.>>DID YOU GET RID OF ALL THE GHOSTS THOUGH?>>Stephen: OH NO, NO, NO. WE THIS ALL UNION, YOU CAN’T GET RID OF THEM.>>THAT SAY NICERead More Bryan Cranston And His Family Are “Masters Of Stupidity”

Trump Touts Progress with Colorado-(New) Mexico Wall

Trump Touts Progress with Colorado-(New) Mexico Wall

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS. PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE AN UPDATE ON HIS ONGOING BORDER WALL PROJECT, SPEAKING AT A CONFERENCE IN PENNSYLVANIA YESTERDAY, HE SHARED SOME INTERESTING NEWS ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE WALL. TAKE A LOOK.>>AND WE’RE BUILDING A WALL IN COLORADO, WE’RE BUILDING A BEAUTIFUL WALL, A BIG ONE THAT REALLY WORKS,Read More Trump Touts Progress with Colorado-(New) Mexico Wall