The immigration debate continues to dominate the news. Families separated, children in cages, and now people are going hungry. A Virginia restaurant refused service to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. Stephanie Wilkinson, owner of the Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia, told the Washington Post she asked Sanders to leave because she works for aRead More White House Officials Get Left-Swiped | The Daily Show
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