How to Ruin a Family Vacation

How to Ruin a Family Vacation

– I try and schedule tours around school breaks, you know like at Christmas one year I did a bunch of shows in Florida, my wife and kids came down. My wife’s family also came down, ’cause they didn’t want us to have a good time. (audience laughing) I’m kidding, I love my wife’s family.Read More How to Ruin a Family Vacation

The Absolute Worst Things About Traveling for the Holidays

– The pilot was trying to give us this speech before. It was crazy, he was just like, “All right guys before we take off on Cape Air, “I just wanna let you know “pretty much the most important rule. “You guys know how on a regular plane…” (audience laughs) And I was like what’sRead More The Absolute Worst Things About Traveling for the Holidays

Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting

Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting

– BROTHERS. BROTHERS, LET US BEGIN. I HAVE CONVENED THIS MEETING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING. WHY HAVE WE NOT TAKEN A PLANE IN 13 YEARS? – KHALIV. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. IT IS ALL BECAUSE THE CUNNING AND MIGHTY TSA IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US. – I DO NOT BELIEVERead More Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting

Trevor Responds to the Las Vegas Shooting & Trump Tweets the Weekend Away: The Daily Show

Trevor Responds to the Las Vegas Shooting & Trump Tweets the Weekend Away: The Daily Show

I’m sure, just like many of you, I woke up this morning to the devastating news coming out of Las Vegas. Another mass shooting. This time somehow even deadlier than all the other mass shootings. And they say that this was the worst in American history. But every shooting is the worst for someone. AndRead More Trevor Responds to the Las Vegas Shooting & Trump Tweets the Weekend Away: The Daily Show

If School Holiday Was A Person | SAMREEN ALI

If School Holiday Was A Person | SAMREEN ALI

no,no,no… How terrible this dream was? this can’t happen, this can’t happen. this can’t happen at all. mr holiday. where are you? where are you? I am here riya, I am here I have 3 days to go, we will enjoy them now I thought you left How will I live after you leave holiday,Read More If School Holiday Was A Person | SAMREEN ALI

Ali Siddiq – Father’s Day – The Half Hour

Ali Siddiq – Father’s Day – The Half Hour

I’ve been thinking about this, too. Father’s Day is the worst holiday in the world. I’ve done the research. I already know. Let me tell you something. Mother’s Day is the second-most celebrated holiday in the world. Christmas is first. So, it’s… That means it’s Jesus, then your mama. You know where Father’s Day fallRead More Ali Siddiq – Father’s Day – The Half Hour

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week,Read More Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever – Key & Peele

The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever – Key & Peele

Stravo! Welcome, welcome. Sit anywhere you like. Sit here, sit here. This one, sit right here, sit right here. Yeah, you two, sit right here. There you are. That’s a good lady, yes, all right. Are you first time? First time? First time? First time? Is this the first time? First time? First time? FirstRead More The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever – Key & Peele

The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

[siren wailing] (Jones) ‘Hold up. Who’s that?’ Is that Jim? ‘What the hell?’ What’s up, guys? – ‘Yo!’ – How’s it going? What are you… What are you doing? How’s crime tonight? How’s the rhyme tonight? I don’t even… Terry, what are you doing… What are you doing with a cop car? I bought theRead More The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BERead More Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored