Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

[SCREAMS] [AUDIENCE CHEERS] I know, we should do that back to them when they see it. Yeah. So we should scream right back to them. Did you all just win $25,000 or is it– Yeah. [LAUGHTER] No, they haven’t vandalized anything yet. It’s– now I’m encouraging that. People are going to go all over theRead More Cate Blanchett’s Wild Australian Vacation with Sharks and Truffle Hunting

See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

There’s something else I want to talk about. Are you familiar with OK Boomer, the meme? OK. So, it’s how millennials make fun of Baby Boomers for being out of touch. And it seems like everybody is saying it. It made its way to the Supreme Court, even. And, it gave me an idea. ThisRead More See Ellen in Person at the Hard Rock During Super Bowl Weekend!

Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Hello, Zach. Hello, Ellen. Happy holidays to you. The holidays are over but I still say it because I haven’t seen you since the holidays. Well, thank you. Yes, what did you do for the holidays? Did you travel? I did a little. I went on a vacation to a place in Mexico, this resortRead More Zach Woods Made Eye Contact with a Tandem Bicyclist While Naked in an Outdoor Shower

Ellen Brings the Mall Holiday Spirit to the Riff Raff Room

It would not be the holidays if I didn’t do my annual holiday shopping at the mall monologue. I don’t understand why people still go to the mall. I don’t understand it. You can do all your shopping online at home without even putting pants on. Although if you’ve been to a 7-11 after midnight,Read More Ellen Brings the Mall Holiday Spirit to the Riff Raff Room

Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Over the past week, this video of a mom getting caught up in the holiday spirit has been viewed more than 80 million times. If you haven’t seen this yet, you’re welcome. I was trying to burn some time at the Wawa And I read a little article. It was a Christmas article about howRead More Ellen Rewards a Mom Who Paid It Forward During the Holiday Season

Memorable Monologue: Weekend To-Do List

Memorable Monologue: Weekend To-Do List

– THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR MONDAY WITH ME. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, EVERYBODY? [cheers and applause] [mouthing] DID YOU GET A LOT DONE? all: YEAH! – I DIDN’T EITHER. WE ALL DO THE SAME THING, I FEEL. I FEEL LIKE–YOU KNOW, YOU LEAVE WORK ON FRIDAY, YOURead More Memorable Monologue: Weekend To-Do List

Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

tWitch, I’ve got some big news, big news. Last week, I noticed that we have these polar bears on our set, right? And some people would look at them and just see bear statues. I look at them, I see potential corporate sponsorship. So I put Coca-Cola next to the polar bears. Because, when youRead More Coca-Cola Shares the Holiday Magic with The Ellen Fund

This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

Happy holidays. And merry Hanukkah. And splendid Kwanzaa. And if you celebrate Christmas, it’s one week away. Exactly one week away. I know a lot of you are thinking, ho, ho, holy cow. I’ve got some shopping to do. [LAUGHTER] My favorite part of the holiday– say it with me– schnapps. Oh. And the music.Read More This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

Kalen Gets into the Holiday Spirit with Mariah Carey!

Kalen Gets into the Holiday Spirit with Mariah Carey!

OK, guys, so I’m like so excited right now because I got this email. Hey, Kalen, are you available Monday to come and do this special shoot? I’m like, oh, yeah, I guess. Then I found out that the shoot is with the one and the only, the Elusive Chanteuse, Mariah Carey. And you knowRead More Kalen Gets into the Holiday Spirit with Mariah Carey!