bjbj m Rudy Williams Deputy Director of the Oregon Liquor Control Commission. How are Oregonians planning ahead for the holidays? This holiday I m going to take a cab. I m going to be a designated driver. I ll stop serving alcohol one hour before my party ends. m offering plenty of food and non-alcoholicRead More Safe Oregon Holidays
[siren wailing] (Jones) ‘Hold up. Who’s that?’ Is that Jim? ‘What the hell?’ What’s up, guys? – ‘Yo!’ – How’s it going? What are you… What are you doing? How’s crime tonight? How’s the rhyme tonight? I don’t even… Terry, what are you doing… What are you doing with a cop car? I bought theRead More The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!
(Dangle) ‘Good morning, people.’ Well, apparently, the Hells Angels who own that brothel out there, out on 80… They’re doing a program, uh, hand in your gun for a, uh… [clicks tongue] Uh, ***. – ‘Hand job?’ – Yeah. “Hand guns for hand job ***.” That’s what the poster said. Yeah, they wanted us toRead More Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!
[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’Read More Alien Shooting – RENO 911!