“Porch Pirates” Steal Holiday Packages | The Daily Show

“Porch Pirates” Steal Holiday Packages | The Daily Show

With the rise of online retailers, it seems like everything is getting delivered to our doorstep. Last year, my cousin was pregnant, and her baby showed up in an Amazon envelope. Yeah. They saved on hospital bills and free shipping. But if you’re one of the millions of people waiting for a holiday package toRead More “Porch Pirates” Steal Holiday Packages | The Daily Show

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Gina and Charles Discuss the Boyle Family Vacation (Episode Highlight)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Gina and Charles Discuss the Boyle Family Vacation (Episode Highlight)

-I need to talk to you about that my mom’s forcing me to go on. Why is it in Butt-thumb, Iowa? No, it’s pronounced Bouton. And Iowa is the ancestral homeland of the Boyle clan. I am so excited for you to get to know all of the cousins. Watch out for Sherman, he’s leftRead More Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Gina and Charles Discuss the Boyle Family Vacation (Episode Highlight)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Vacation High (Episode Highlight)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Vacation High (Episode Highlight)

Bonjour, mes amis. JAKE: Oh, someone had a good time in Paris. CAPTAIN HOLT: Oh, Kevin and I shared a perfect week together. I feel like I’m floating on a croissant. I wonder why people don’t just break into song more often. GINA: I’ve been asking you for months if I could answer the phoneRead More Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Vacation High (Episode Highlight)

The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

[siren wailing] (Jones) ‘Hold up. Who’s that?’ Is that Jim? ‘What the hell?’ What’s up, guys? – ‘Yo!’ – How’s it going? What are you… What are you doing? How’s crime tonight? How’s the rhyme tonight? I don’t even… Terry, what are you doing… What are you doing with a cop car? I bought theRead More The Best of Nick Swardson’s Terry – RENO 911!

Sneaking Out Of The House At Night – Getting Caught

So last year in the eighth grade I had this group of friends. It was me my friend Andre and my friend jasmine. We hung out like every day and every time we hung out it was just like summer time. We like started going through snapchats I like people in our grade story andRead More Sneaking Out Of The House At Night – Getting Caught

Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

(Dangle) ‘Good morning, people.’ Well, apparently, the Hells Angels who own that brothel out there, out on 80… They’re doing a program, uh, hand in your gun for a, uh… [clicks tongue] Uh, ***. – ‘Hand job?’ – Yeah. “Hand guns for hand job ***.” That’s what the poster said. Yeah, they wanted us toRead More Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’Read More Alien Shooting – RENO 911!