The immigration debate continues to dominate the news. Families separated, children in cages, and now people are going hungry. A Virginia restaurant refused service to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. Stephanie Wilkinson, owner of the Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia, told the Washington Post she asked Sanders to leave because she works for aRead More White House Officials Get Left-Swiped | The Daily Show
I will never forget I met an American in South Africa He said you know Trevor it’s funny you say that Because if you come to America they will label you as black I said really? And he was like hell yea Oh yea everybody’s black out there And I was like wow I wantRead More “Being Black In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American)
(Dangle) ‘Good morning, people.’ Well, apparently, the Hells Angels who own that brothel out there, out on 80… They’re doing a program, uh, hand in your gun for a, uh… [clicks tongue] Uh, ***. – ‘Hand job?’ – Yeah. “Hand guns for hand job ***.” That’s what the poster said. Yeah, they wanted us toRead More Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!
Welcome to The Daily Show. This is the place to be. Yeah. It is, isn’t it? These people love New York City. Do you love New York City? (cheering, applause) You have it. I’m so glad that you’ve been able to stop by, uh, in New York City. I feel like you’re on the campaignRead More Bill de Blasio – Campaigning on Progressive Change in the 2020 White House | The Daily Show
Oh my God yeah! Anyways you guys before I go I have one more good story to tell you I took a… I took a road trip about a year ago after I got rid of the beetle in the SUV. Took a road trip from LA to Phoenix to go perform at this clubRead More “Road Trip” – Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
KOSTA: America loves guns. (screams) Hell, I love guns. But I also hate guns. Another mass shooting in America. -Another mass shooting. -Yet another mass shooting. KOSTA: So I was wondering, what if there was a world where people could keep their guns and have no mass shootings? Welcome to Switzerland, a neutral country mostRead More Switzerland: So Many Guns, No Mass Shootings | The Daily Show
– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TORead More Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice
[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’Read More Alien Shooting – RENO 911!
– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] YouRead More Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored
So weird how our prejudices have given everyone their lane. Middle easterner does something, their a terrorist Black person does something their gang related, their a thug but if a white guy walks into a church killing 9 people dead what do they lead with on the news? “And today in an isolated incident aRead More “Flying Into America” – Trevor Noah – (Lost In Translation)