White House Officials Get Left-Swiped | The Daily Show

White House Officials Get Left-Swiped | The Daily Show

The immigration debate continues to dominate the news. Families separated, children in cages, and now people are going hungry. A Virginia restaurant refused service to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. Stephanie Wilkinson, owner of the Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia, told the Washington Post she asked Sanders to leave because she works for aRead More White House Officials Get Left-Swiped | The Daily Show

Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

(Dangle) ‘Good morning, people.’ Well, apparently, the Hells Angels who own that brothel out there, out on 80… They’re doing a program, uh, hand in your gun for a, uh… [clicks tongue] Uh, ***. – ‘Hand job?’ – Yeah. “Hand guns for hand job ***.” That’s what the poster said. Yeah, they wanted us toRead More Is Wiegel Dating a Serial Killer? – RENO 911!

Bill de Blasio – Campaigning on Progressive Change in the 2020 White House | The Daily Show

Welcome to The Daily Show. This is the place to be. Yeah. It is, isn’t it? These people love New York City. Do you love New York City? (cheering, applause) You have it. I’m so glad that you’ve been able to stop by, uh, in New York City. I feel like you’re on the campaignRead More Bill de Blasio – Campaigning on Progressive Change in the 2020 White House | The Daily Show

What’s Up With Bottled Water?

– Try and eat healthy. I drink the bottled water, I feel kinda, and it makes you go to the bathroom every 10 seconds. But, you know, I feel kinda silly buying the bottled water. Maybe I’m just too mid-Western. Every time I go in a store, I’m always like, hey how you doing? Yeah,Read More What’s Up With Bottled Water?

Switzerland: So Many Guns, No Mass Shootings | The Daily Show

Switzerland: So Many Guns, No Mass Shootings | The Daily Show

KOSTA: America loves guns. (screams) Hell, I love guns. But I also hate guns. Another mass shooting in America. -Another mass shooting. -Yet another mass shooting. KOSTA: So I was wondering, what if there was a world where people could keep their guns and have no mass shootings? Welcome to Switzerland, a neutral country mostRead More Switzerland: So Many Guns, No Mass Shootings | The Daily Show

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TORead More Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’Read More Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THISRead More Key & Peele – Auction Block

RENO 911! – Terry at the Piggly Wiggly

RENO 911! – Terry at the Piggly Wiggly

‘How you doing, Bernardino?’ Now, some folks down at the Piggly Wiggly in the produce section, real upset. – You’ve been there? – They’re upset. – Yeah. – You’ve been there? (Junior) ‘Did you see anything while you were down there?’ I’m… I haven’t been there for… …seventy years? – Seventy years? – Oh. Yeah.Read More RENO 911! – Terry at the Piggly Wiggly

Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

(Mark) He’s disgusting. Bernard? He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician. I mean, come on. And he talks too much. That’s why I like you. You don’t talk. You just listen. – It’s good. [bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a littleRead More Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored