President Obama’s Weekend of Insults

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. AS YOU CAN TELL I’VE GOT MY SEXY, POST-LABOR DAY VOICE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EXTRAORDINARY, EXTRAORDINARY. I KNOW WHO DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND WAS PRESIDENT OBAMA. HE FLEW TO CHINA FOR LABOR DAY BECAUSE HE WANTED TORead More President Obama’s Weekend of Insults

E.T. Commercial – A Holiday Reunion Xfinity 2019

E.T. Commercial – A Holiday Reunion Xfinity 2019

music: E.T. theme (kids playing in the distance) (sfx: footsteps in snow) (sfx: electrical outtage) (sfx: dogs barking in the distance) music: E.T. theme (sfx: toy train and toy fire engine) (sfx: electrical outtage) sfx: wooden gate opening kids: screaming E.T. Screaming>>E.T. Elliot? Elliot: Ha!>>E.T. Elliot!>>Elliot: You came back. My son… my family. Lots changedRead More E.T. Commercial – A Holiday Reunion Xfinity 2019

STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL ft. James Graessle (Drunk Disney Holiday Special 2015)

STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL ft. James Graessle (Drunk Disney Holiday Special 2015)

(drunkenly singing Disney opening theme) (jingle bells jingling) Welcome to a very special holiday episode of Drunk Disney. Now, we know that this isn’t -technically- a Disney movie that we’re about to watch but we figure, y’know, Disney owns Star Wars now, so… Tonight we are watching the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. But it’sRead More STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL ft. James Graessle (Drunk Disney Holiday Special 2015)

Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

( APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: YOU CAN TELL TRUMP HAS BEEN ANXIOUS RECENTLY BECAUSE ON SUNDAY, HE FIRED OFF 105 TWEETS AND RETWEETS. THAT’S SUCH A RICH AND IMPORTANT RECORD FOR FUTURE HISTORIANS. NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF THINKS ABOUT M.M.A. FIGHTER TITO ORTIZ DEFEATING ALBERTO RODRIGUEZ VIA REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD. (Read More Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FRIDAY!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF. WE MADE IT! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND. DONALD TRUMP DOES. HE’S GOING TO PARIS. OR AS TRUMP DESCRIBES IT: >>PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS.>>Stephen (AS TRUMP): ” YOURead More Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

You Can Own Stephen Colbert’s Celebrity-Designed Holiday Robe

IN THE YULETIDE SPIRIT OF GIVING, FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN INVITING MY GUESTS TO HELP DECORATE A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS ROBE THAT WE ARE AUCTIONING OFF ON EBAY, WITH ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE GOING TO “GOOD CALL NYC,” A CHARITY THAT HELPS THOSE IN NEED GET FREE LEGAL AID. ANDRead More You Can Own Stephen Colbert’s Celebrity-Designed Holiday Robe

First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2019

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T CHECKED YOUR CALENDARS LATELY, IT’S THE HOLIDAYS, AND THAT, OF COURSE, MEANS HOLIDAY CARDS. IT’S THE GIFT THAT SAYS “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I SIGNED THIS IN THE CAR.” BUT EVEN THE BEST HOLIDAY CARDS HAD TO START SOMEWHERE. AND THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THEM DON’T ALWAYSRead More First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2019