What is the hold up?! Use your blinker! [HONKS MULTIPLE TIMES] Carajo! What did I tell you?! Are you the best vlogger? Are you the best travel content creator? Are you the best creator? What are you looking at? Yeah, okay, hide behind your little tints. They’re illegal! Illegal tints! I need to save my voice. I need to save my voice. You know what award you’re gonna get?
The come ***** award! I might as well go mimir up in here. Look, I’m putting it in park. GO, BRO! Siri, call Abuela. Hey, my girl! You there?
Because the show is about to start! [PHONE RINGS] Oigo! Abuela… Yenny, where are you? I’m stuck in traffic. Yeah? In traffic? Yes, on the Palmetto. I warned you… You should’ve taken a
shower in the morning… -But you didn’t listen to me.
-Look, can you please… -So now you’re…
-Abuela, Abuela! …screwed in traffic. So you know where my dressing room is, right? Yes, I’m right in front of your dressing room! It has your name and everything… J. Lo. What do you mean they put J.Lo, Abuela? Is that not your name, girl? Jenny Lorenzo? J.Lo? I am not J.Lo! My last name isn’t even Lopez! Well, that doesn’t matter. Look… I passed by the store… I brought some extra. Just in case. Oh my god, how embarrassing. Just like that. I love you, Abuela, but why? Look, I brought you some things… I’m gonna be so late. Your brush. Where do you think you’re going, bro? I also brought you some perfume. Vivaporu. Pantyhose. Abuela, you took my dress, right? Yes, yes, I brought your dress from your quinces. My quinceanera dress?! Abuela, but I… Well, you told me to pick the nicest dress
from your closet! Oh my God! And here it is! SHUT UP! HEY! No! Not to you, Abuela, no. Do you see any of my friends there? Do you see the Chonga Girls or Mexican Gueys
or Eddie G? Anybody? Who are they? ‘Wela, Eddie G is the guy who plays Tiburcio… And Mimi and Laura do The Chonga Girls. Girl, I don’t recognize a single person here. For me, everyone’s a Fulana or Fulano. There’s a guy making eggs and rice on the
top of his car! Jenny’s on in 2 minutes! 2 minutes! Girl, did you hear that? Two minutes, please! Can you? How do you say? Can you stall? Can you stall for me? Well… I have an idea… Abuela, don’t do anything crazy. Abuela! Abuela?