CAMP IN A VAN


♪ Do do ♪ ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (voice-over) Hey, slugger! Do you wanna go to summer camp? Yeah! (voice-over) For one day,
all by yourself, in a spiffy little van? Wait, that doesn’t sound very safe. (voice-over) It’s cheap as hell! Okay! (groaning in slo-mo) ♪ Camp-in-a-van! ♪ Is this the van that takes me to camp? (voice-over) Of course it isn’t, sport! This IS the camp. Huh? (screams) Hi, I’m camp counselor Robert. You ready to have some fun? (creepy giggle) (voice-over) At camp-in-a-van,
you’ll make all sorts of new friends… like Bobby! I don’t know that man. Hey, Billy. It’s me, your best friend. I hear you like video games and your mother is a… nurse and your father is… dead. ♪ (somber music) ♪ Sorry, kid. (voice-over) Engage in your favorite
summer-time activiites like swimming lessons… – (Ian whimpers)
– (counselor) Yay! You’re swimming, Billy! (voice-over) ..sailing… (screaming) (voice-over) ..campfire songs… (hacking) (voice-over) ..horseback riding… (screaming) (voice-over) ..arts and crafts… What does it mean? It means you’ve killed someone on the inside. Inside the van? ♪ (horror music) ♪ (shrieks) (voice-over) ..and making out
with your summertime crush, Dolores. (in shaky voice) Call the police. I can’t. He hid my phone in his no-no place. All right, now kiss, you two love birds. What?! I don’t even know her! SHUT UP! YOU’RE IN LOVE! No! No! (cop siren wails) Uh, look at the time. It looks like I’ll see
you next summer, Billy. (tires squeal) (screaming) (grunts) (tires squeal as van drives off) Wait, this isn’t my house! Where the heck are we? Hey, where you are from, esé? (Dolores whimpers) Oh, wait, Speedy… He’s been inside. Hey, respect. (whimpers) Hasta luego, chica. Hola, biblioteca! ♪ Camp-in-a-van! ♪ (Anthony) Hey, guys,
thanks so much for subscribing. Click the video on the right
to watch the trailer for Smosh: The Movie, coming out July 24th. Your best bet is to change
the video from the inside. Oh sh*t! (Ian) And click the video on the left if you wanna see bloopers
from this video and this: (bawking) (Ian) Oh, now it’s gone. Now if you wanna see Smosh Summer Games, click the video on the left now. – (Anthony) One, two, one, two, one, two.
– (Ian chants) (Anthony) And if you’re on
a fancy little touchscreen device, go ahead and click the links
for all those things that we just mentioned down
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